THNK PILL

Side Effects · Metrics

Results, dosed and measured.

The numbers brands signed for, signed off on, and shared with their board.

+312%

Qualified pipeline

Opal · AI SaaS

$4.1M

Launch quarter

Vera · Skincare

8.4×

Return on ad spend

Axiom · Fintech

1.2M

Monthly impressions

Lumen · B2B

74M

Organic views

Drop 002 launch film

0 → 12k

Waitlist in 9 days

Stealth fintech launch

Side Effects · Testimonials

What founders say after.

"We rebranded in 30 days and tripled inbound the next quarter. THNK PILL is the only agency I'd hire again without a pitch."

Maya Lin

Founder & CEO, Opal

"They write strategy like designers and design like strategists. The kind of team you don't find — you stumble into."

Daniel Park

CMO, Axiom

"Our launch film hit 74M views with zero paid spend. Our investors thought we paid for press. We didn't."

Sara Okafor

Founder, Vera

Side Effects · Press

Where we ended up.

It's Nice That

The agency turning prescriptions into pop culture.

Mar 2026

Fast Company

Inside the AI-native studios reshaping what marketing means.

Feb 2026

Contagious

Pill Drop 002: how a tee became a 9-day sellout.

Apr 2026

Sidebar

Site of the day — thnkpill.com

Jan 2026